Dis is a toy box party, invite all of your peeps
There'll be all sorts of chicks, and not the ones that go "cheep"
We got Slinky dogs, Cabbage Patch, and Nerf guns that shoot stuff
This party goin all night long, cause beechos, we do stuff
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I called all of the Barbies and we'll see if they show up
I got Street Sharks and Ninja Turtles, they're gonna tear it up!
Me and Skitty invited the most ferocious of foes
We got Tyrannosaurus Rex, and he's bringing all the hoes!
We got the Justice League bouncing, keeping all the villains out
Except Darth Vader brought tequila, gonna see what that's about!
We gettin' rowdy in this piece and we about to cause a ruckus
(All the ladies we invited are gonna try to...) Whoa whoa whoa!
This ain't that kinda party, just lettin' loose on the weekend
We'll see how many Jello shots before Skittyboy starts tweakin'
He already meows a bunch of nonsense and no one understands him
If he gets too crazy, G.I. Joe will reprimand him

All the ladies in the toy box say yeah!
All the homies in the toy box say yeah!
If you're dancing in the toy box drop it low!
If you're dancing in the toy box to the floor!