Cloud City Mascots, baby!
Everyone's joining the party!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Here we go...

Did you think I was kidding? I ain't playing areownd
The Cloud City Mascots equals sexiest in town
I'mma bouts to turn that smirk into a muthertruckin' frown
I'm king of all y'all beechos, where the eff is my crown!?

Mmm-hmm...
Stop in the name of who the eff is your face!
I'm aboutsta go Turbo Cray and make a mess of this place
You can call me Sensei Chewbacca and I represent karate
Sex-ray vision set to "stun" cause girl, you be a hotty!

Oh hey hey hey!
I'm a bouts to make you eat dat book!
Charge me $6 for batteries, I'mma call you crook!
Is you always a d-bag or do you have another look?
Eat dat book, eat dat book!

Have you ever seen a dance that requires six plug-ins?
I can do this on my own and I don't need you to butt in
I'm adorable as hell so come give me some lovin'
I'm a lethal weapon baby like my name was Danny Glovin...
*correction: [Danny] Glover...whatever, close enough!

I ain't the best at math but I think you owe me money
I gotta samurai sword so don't try nothin' funny
Am I pullin' your leg? No, I'm bustin' your face
I own every fucking pony so I always win the race