Dis is where I keep the cookies (I like the cookies, k?) (x3)
I said dis is where I keep the cookies, uh hey hey hey

I need sugar now!
I'm gonna get my fix
I'm gonna eat the cookies and I'm gonna eat them quick(s)
Cause Me Mow's looking like she's ready to pounce
But she ain't gonna get the cookies, not even an ounce (I want the cookies!)
Skitters lookin' creepy on the top of the stereo
Or he's sittin' in my seat cause he thinks that hilario(us)
"Can I have the cookie, can I have the cookie please?"
Go away Me Mow, you ain't havin' none of these!

Harley's always sleepin' cause she sleeps all day
'Til it's middle of the night then she's ready to play!
Joshu-ha-ha, Joshu-ha-ha, howdy!
You is such a snuggle bug when the other cats is rowdy
"I wanna have a cookie and I wanna have it now!"
(and then Skitters meows a bunch of ridiculous nonsense)
Where the hell'd you come from Skitters!? I thought you was asleepin'
"I'm a terrorista baby and I'm always acreepin'" (Okay!)